Chuck Norris

Fui agora fuçar um site a «mando» do meu rapaz e não pude deixar de me perder de riso... Se calhar o site até é antigo e eu é que sou uma foleira fora de tempo, mas fodasse, não consigo parar de rir, é demais...
Deixo aqui algumas das frases de topo, que marcaram o meu humor esta noite:

• When the boogeyman goes to sleep everynight, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris doesn´t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

• There is no theory on evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

• Outer space does exists because it´s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hidding.

• Chuck Norris counted to infinite – twice.

• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris´s beard. There is another fist.

• Chuck Norris doesn´t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

E as melhores das melhores:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!!
When Chuck Norris was born, the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris!!
At the 3rth day God said, "Let there be light". Chuck Norris said "Say please!"

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www.chucknorrisfacts.com